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Friday, May 7, 2010

[chottala.com] SARDAR AGAIN... Time to Laugh



SARDAR AGAIN... Time to Laugh

 

                             Sardarjee Jokes 

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said

'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka De raha hai'.  
SWOT BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour

   

Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
Now it's 2 ltr.

   

 
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

   

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

 

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
Copied.

 
Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
My wife with him.

 
A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati... .
Amitabh : In which state the river Kaveri flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE
SARDARS.....

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[chottala.com] Rushanara Ali wins UK Parliament seat





Rushanara Ali wins UK Parliament seat

Constituency

Rushanara Ali won the Bethnal Green and Bow constituency for the Labour party at the 2010 general election with 42.9% of the vote

Bethnal Green and Bow

Labour: Rushanara Ali

The 2010 general election

Rushanara Ali, Labour 21,784 42.9%
Ajmal Masroor, Liberal Democrat 10,210 20.1%
Abjol Miah, Respect - the Unity Coalition 8,532 16.8%
Zakir Khan, Conservative 7,071 13.9%
Jeffrey Marshall, British National Party 1,405 2.8%
Farid Bakht, Green Party 856 1.7%
Patrick Brooks, Independent 277 0.6%
Alexander van Terheyden, Pirate Party 213 0.4%
Hasib Hikmat, United Voice 209 0.4%
Haji Choudhury, Independent 100 0.2%
Ahmed Malik, Independent 71 0.1%
Candidate Votes Share %

Labour majority: 11,574

Turnout: 62.4%

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/constituency/705/bethnal-green-and-bow

Rushanara Ali | Fishburn Hedges

Rushanara Ali Labour PPC for Bethnal Green and Bow ... Quiet and considered she is a model Labour candidate for a highly troubled seat. Future prospects: If elected Ali will be one of the first Muslim women elected to Parliament. ... the most deprived in the country and Ali's first job will be to win the trust of a ...
www.fishburn-hedges.co.uk/election/ones-to-watch/rushanara-ali?... - Cached

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