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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

[chottala.com] 'Etiquette' according to Qoraan

"Sixty Tips From Quran on Etiquette to build your Character and be a good Moslim"

Comments inserted therein by Satanic S U Turkman
 
  • 1. Respect and Honour All Human Beings irrespective Of Their Religion, Colour, Race, Sex, Language, Status, Property, Birth, Profession / Job And So On [17/70]
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  • TURKMAN: We do not do that in our countries, when our Tribal Brain greed makes us discriminate on above basis.
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  • 2. Talk Straight, To The Point,Without Any Ambiguity Or Deception [33/70]

TURKMAN: It has become a hard commodity to find in most of Moslims.
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  • 3. Choose Best Words To Speak And Say Them in The Best Possible Way[17/53, 2/83]

 

  • 4. Do Not Shout. Speak Politely Keeping Your Voice Low. [31/19]

TURKMAN: Because on Internet, we can not shout, some of us write in huge Fonts to violate this order of Allah everyday.

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  • 5. Always Speak The Truth. Shun Words That Are Deceitful And Ostentatious [22/30]

TURKMAN: Oh my God. This order takes all the fun out our Deceitful duplicitous character. No wonder Islam is no fun.

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  • 6. Do Not Confound Truth With Falsehood [2/42]

TURKMAN: But since the best Lies have to be mixed with Truth, how can we give up this advantage and follow 'no fun' Allah?

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  • 7. Say With Your Mouth What is in Your Heart [3/167]

TURKMAN: But what should we do, when nothing but Lies and Falsehood is in our Hearts?

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  • 8. Speak in A Civilised Manner in A Language That is Recognised By The Society And is Commonly Used [4/5]

TURKMAN: Then how should we impress people being more educated than them? No fun.

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  • 9. When You Voice An Opinion, Be Just, Even if it is Against A Relative [6/152]

TURKMAN; No good because its against our Tribal Brain Instincts, our new Gods like Family, Tribe, Ethnicity, Sect, country, Flag of Country etc because they comes first, not Truth in our new Islam.

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  • 10. Do Not Be A Bragging Boaster [31/18]

TURKMAN: Then, how do we satisfy our Ego?

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  • 11. Do Not Talk, Listen Or Do Anything Vain [23/3, 28/55]

TURKMAN: Then how do we can go to JehaaDi Suicidal Sneak Attacks to destroy the our Enemy, the West, India, China etc?

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  • 12. Do Not Participate in Any Paltry. If You Pass Near A Futile Play, Then Pass By With Dignity [25/72]

TURKMAN: Again. This kills all the fun of it.

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  • 13. Do Not Verge Upon Any immodesty Or Lewdness Whether Surreptitious Or Overt [6/151].

TURKMAN: So, its illegal to lift 'dhoTi' and expose ourselves to throw as top insult on anyone, who we want to demean like we do in Punjab?

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  • 14. If, Unintentionally, Any Misconduct Occurs By You, Then Correct Yourself Expeditiously [3/134].

TURKMAN: No good because this is admitting Guilt and killing our sky high Minaret of Ego.

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  15. Do Not Be Contemptuous Or Arrogant With People [31/18].


  • TURKMAN: What? Then, how can we remain Moslims?
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  16. Do Not Walk Haughtily Or With Conceit [17/37, 31/18]

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  • TURKMAN: Not right again because its against, what our Culture says. Doesn't Islam give us a right to defend our God of Culture?
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  • 17. Be Moderate in Thy Pace [31/19]

TURKMAN: No way, because the so called 'Moderate' Moslims can not be called Moslims.

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  18. Walk With Humility And Sedateness [25/63]


TURKMAN: Common Allah, if we do this, how can we go to JehaaD against rest of Humanity to kill all of them?

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  19. Keep Your Gazes Lowered Devoid Of Any Lecherous Leers And Salacious Stares [24/30-31, 40/19].


TURKMAN: Is this not only for Women? Do we also have to be like Women?

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 20. If You Do Not Have Complete Knowledge About Anything, Better Keep Your Mouth Shut. You Might Think That Speaking About Something Without Full Knowledge is A Trivial Matter. But it Might Have Grave Consequences [24/15-16]


TURKMAN: Common now Allah, you are too old fashioned. We do this everyday and face no 'Grave Consequences' of it.

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  21. When You Hear Something Malicious About Someone, Keep A Favourable View About Him/Her Until You Attain Full Knowledge About The Matter. Consider Others innocent Until They Are Proven Guilty With Solid And Truthful Evidence [24/12-13]


TURKMAN: Non Moslims also? No, no Allah, we have declared every Non Moslim or whoever we do not like Guilty in our Court of Judgment before proven Guilty and have declared legal, whatever we hear malicious about our own people a False Propaganda.

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 22. Ascertain The Truth of any news, lest you smite someone in ignorance and afterward repent of what you did [49/6]

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TURKMAN: But would this not be admitting Guilt? Why should we do this, when we are Superior People, Allah and our Ego is high because we are Moslims and we believe in you?

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 23. Do not follow blindly any information of which you have no direct knowledge. (Using your faculties of perception and conception) you must verify it for yourself. In the Court of your Lord, you will be held accountable for your hearing, sight, and the faculty of reasoning [17/36].

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TURKMAN: This a hard job, Allah. Why can't we just go on our Cultural and Tribal Instincts instead of wasting our time doing all that Research Work?

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 24. Never think that you have reached the final stage of knowledge and nobody knows more than yourself. Remember! Above everyone endowed with knowledge is another endowed with more knowledge [12/76]. Even the Prophet [PBUH] Was asked to keep praying, "O My Sustainer! Advance me in knowledge." [20:114]

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TURKMAN: That was him. We are not him or his equal. Don't we have book of all Knowledge Qoraan with us? Why we can't just depend on it and keep telling the whole world and all these Godless Scientists, we know more than they do about everything till Eternity? ... You see, gaining more knowledge and sending our Kids for advanced Scientific Knowledge to Colleges turns them in to Non Moslims or lesser Moslims than us so, actually this Science and Knowledge thing is Satanic. Don't you know this, Allah?

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 25. The believers are but a single Brotherhood. Live like members of one family, brothers and sisters unto one another [49/10].

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TURKMAN: Do you mean, open Immigration for Moslims of other countries and let them in our Countries without Visa, Allah? Then, how our Oil Rich countries would be able to maintain their high Standard of Living? Please reconsider this order Allah for your most beloved Arabs because they can not do this ...!

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 26. Do not make mockery of others or ridicule others [49/11]

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TURKMAN: This order also goes against our Super God of Culture, Allah. Please change it ...!

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27. Do not defame others [49/11]

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TURKMAN: Common now Allah. Its our birth right and real job to defame Non Moslims and their countries. How can we remain Moslims without doing this? Are you against Freedom of Speech also?

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28. Do not insult others by nicknames [49/11]

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TURKMAN: Again Allah, this is a balatant attack on our Culture. Please refrain from attacking our God of Culture ...!

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29. Avoid suspicion and guesswork. Suspicion and guesswork might deplete your communal energy [49/12]

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TURKMAN: You mean, we can not fabricate Conspiracy Theories that we are best at? What Communal Energy? Can't you see, how many Children our Community produces to make Islam the fastest growing religion of world for you? How can that happen if we do not have plenty of 'Energy'?

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30. Spy not upon one another [49/12]

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TURKMAN: Then, how can we stay ahead of our other Brothers?

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 31. Do not backbite one another [49/12]

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TURKMAN: What can we do then? If we do not backbite them and say the same things in front of them, they punch us out or beat us up. Backbiting or saying bad things about them when they can not attack us or answer back our false accusations is the best way to demean and put them down, Allah. Please reconsider this one too.

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 32. When you meet each other, offer good wishes and blessings for safety. One who conveys to you a message of safety and security and also when a courteous greeting is offered to you, meet it with a greeting still more courteous or (at least) of equal courtesy [4/86]

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TURKMAN: We agree but this does not mean, we should not go back to our Agenda of demeaning him/them, Allah.

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 33. When you enter your own home or the home of somebody else, compliment the inmates [24/61]

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  • TURKMAN: But then, how can we put them down to boost our Ego, Allah? This is wrong also in cases, when we enter a country of Non Moslims. How can we compliment our hated Foreign Enemies?
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  • 34. Do not enter houses other than your own until you have sought permission; and then greet the inmates and wish them a life of blessing, purity and pleasure [24/27]

TURKMAN: But what should we do except sneaking in illegally, when they do not give us Visa to enter their country legally? Why should we not keep living in those countries illegally because its not easy to get their permission to live in those countries? How can we wish Non Moslim Enemies of Islam 'life of blessing, purity and pleasure', when we hate them so much and go there only to take advantage of their generosity, kindness, freedom, freedom of Speech, Freedom of Expression or actually, good Standard of Living and Money?

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 35. Treat kindly -Your parents-Relatives-The orphans-And those who have been left alone in the society [4/36]

 

  • 36. Take care of -The needy,-The disabled-Those whose hard earned income is insufficient to meet their needs-And those whose businesses have stalled -And those who have lost their jobs. [4/36]
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TURKMAN: But keep giving them all our surplus Money would leave us with not enough money to buy Mobile Phones, TV, Air Conditioner, Motor Cycle, Car, House  etc. Do you want us to remain poor all our lives and do not enjoy pleasures of Life, Allah?

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 37. Treat kindly -Your related neighbours, and unrelated neighbours-Companions by your side in public gatherings, or public transportation. [4/36]

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TURKMAN: Only on local level. 'Neighboring' Countries and Non Moslim Countries 'companion' in Trade etc do not fall in this category, right?

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 38. Be generous to the needy wayfarer, the homeless son of the street,and the one who reaches you in a destitute condition[4/36]

  • 39. Be nice to people who work under your care. [4/36]
  • 40. Do not follow up what you have given to others to afflict them with reminders of your generosity [2/262].
  • 41. Do not expect a return for your good behaviour, not even thanks [76/9]

TURKMAN: It doesn't sound right. Are we not supposed to earn any Social Benefits from our Charity Giving to others?

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 42. Cooperate with one another in good deeds and do not cooperate with others in evil and bad matters [5/2]

  • 43. Do no try to impress people on account of self-proclaimed virtues[53/32]

TURKMAN: This is not right. We are supposed to 'cooperate with others' and try to impress with our virtues to have Material Gains, no?

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 44. You should enjoin right conduct on others but mend your own ways first. Actions speak louder than words. You must first practice good deeds yourself, then preach [2/44]


TURKMAN: So, you mean, we have no right to tell, people of much more advanced countries, how to run their countries, while living in our corrupt backwards countries and after emigrating to those countries. This does not sound right, Allah ...!

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 45. Correct yourself and your families first [before trying to correct others] [66/6]

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TURKMAN: No, no. Others have to be corrected first so we and our families do not start suffering losses of being correct, good and honest. Try to live here on Earth and you would understand, what are we talking about, Allah  ...!

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46. Pardon gracefully if anyone among you who commits a bad deed out of ignorance, and then repents and amends [6/54, 3/134]

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TURKMAN: Pardon even our Enemies?  Does not sound right.

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47. Divert and sublimate your anger and potentially virulent emotions to creative energy, and become a source of tranquility and comfort to people [3/134]

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TURKMAN: Why we have to do that for others and especially in countries of Non Moslims?

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48. Call people to the Way of your Lord with wisdom and beautiful exhortation. Reason with them most decently[16/125]

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TURKMAN: But we are not you Allah and our Culture tells us, not to do this especially, when we live in country of Non Moslim Koffaar?

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49. Leave to themselves those who do not give any importance to the Divine code and have adopted and consider it as mere play and amusement [6/70]

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TURKMAN: Instead of hating them?

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50. Sit not in the company of those who ridicule Divine Law unless they engage in some other conversation [4/140]

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TURKMAN: Okay. So we can violate 'Divine Law', lie, cheat, steal, rob, kill everyday and keep calling ourselves Moslims but can not sit amongst  them or in company of those, who just 'ridicule' Divine Law but could be following 'Divine Law' better than us because we believe they are not Moslims, right?

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51. Do not be jealous of those who are blessed [4/54]

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TURKMAN: Sure, we are jealous of only our Enemies and Non Moslims and we know they are not blessed because we hate them and Hate is one of our new gods also.

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52. In your collective life, make rooms for others [58/11]

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TURKMAN: Again it does not sound right and is against our progress.

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53. When invited to dine, Go at the appointed time. Do not arrive too early to wait for the preparation of meal or linger after eating to engage in bootless babble. Such things may cause inconvenience to the host [33/53]

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TURKMAN: But if we go on time to a Wedding in Pakistan, nobody is there. Please change it because it does not work in your Fort of Islam, Islamic Republic of Pakistan ...! Its against our god of Culture. Even our Prime Minister (Benazir) can be late by 4 hours for her Oath Taking Ceremony so,  its perfectly legal.  

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54. Eat and drink [what is lawful] in moderation [7/31].

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TURKMAN: This takes all the fun out of our over-indulgence in Food in Weddings and other Parties. We stay hungry so, we can eat as much food as we can on such occasions of getting free food. Why are you against our this great practice also? And then, at home, why should we not eat a lot in our regular life? Is not that our own Money?

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55. Do not squander your wealth senselessly [17/26]

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TURKMAN: Then, how would be able to show off?

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56. Fulfil your promises and commitments [17/34]

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TURKMAN: Do you mean, even the ones we make to break? How can we get things done for ourselves then?

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57. Keep yourself clean, pure [9/108, 4/43, 5/6].

 

  • 58. Dress-up in agreeable attire and adorn yourself with exquisite character from inside out [7/26]
  • 59. Seek your provision only by fair endeavor [29/17, 2/188]
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TURKMAN: What is meaning of these words, 'Pure', 'Character' and  'fair endeavor', Allah?

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60. Do not devour the wealth and property of others unjustly, nor bribe the officials or the judges to deprive others of their possessions [2/188]

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TURKMAN: But Allah how can we stop doing this, when its a part of our Custom? Are you against our god of Customs also?

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