What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee??
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good..
The American: will throw the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will: (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah , Syria and Iran of using germ-warfare.
(4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish Palestinian houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity and randomly shoot Palestinians.
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good..
The American: will throw the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will: (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah , Syria and Iran of using germ-warfare.
(4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish Palestinian houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and one million dollars in order to buy new cups of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to them forever.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world of standing still, and not sympathizing with the Israeli nation.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to them forever.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world of standing still, and not sympathizing with the Israeli nation.
The Pakistani President will make a long speech to the UN that will be broadcast repeatedly on all Pakistan TV channels, that:
(1) The Pakistan People's Party will keep saving Pakistan through the sacrifices of the Shaheed Bhuttos and
(2) Make the people believe that there is sugar in the coffee that is why the fly landed in it.
(2) Make the people believe that there is sugar in the coffee that is why the fly landed in it.
(3) That drinking coffee with a fly in it will not harm them because the blood of Benazir will protect them..
(4) Zardari will get 20% and Rehman Malik will get 10% of the dollars from the aid package
(4) Zardari will get 20% and Rehman Malik will get 10% of the dollars from the aid package
(5) Yet 'he' himself will sneak out of the coffee bar without payment and without drinking the coffee.
(6) Get the US Senate pass a bill giving a one Trillion Dollar Aid Package with very heavy interest rates.
(7) The Pakistani Rupee will then be devalued by 50%
(8) All Ministers and Members of the Assemblies and Senators will get a 50% pay increase to compensate them
(9) The people will be told to suck the flies for the sugar and survive (Makhian chooso aur zindagi guzaro!!)
(10) The Pakistani Taliban will accept responsibility for the fly and say that it was their suicide fly-bomber!
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